Fington: Who's in charge of this country?
Me: Ah now that's the Prime Minister. He's called David Cameron
Fington: That's a funny name, ha ha. Is he a goodie?
Me: It depends who you ask
Fington: Does he have a sword?
Me: No
Fington: Can he do magic?
Me: No
Podge: The Prime Minister doesn't do fighting
Me: No, he gets other people to do that for him.
Wouldn't it be exciting if the Prime Minister did do fighting? If David Cameron did fighting, had a sword and could do magic he'd get my vote any day.
What a boring world we live in.
I think I'm meant to say this photo belongs to the Home Office, I do hope I'm not in trouble for what I've done to it.
